Monday, October 30, 2006

Inbox Full

One of the reasons I hate Mondays is the number of emails I accumulate over the weekend when authors usually submit manuscripts to me. My hands are full reading mail and sending out receipts the whole morning. So it is such a breather to receive emails such as these two:

Mail 1: ABC Meaning of Names

Does your name begin with A?

You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an upfront person. You often don’t get hints and you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating; otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very practical, and not very emotional. Your choices are very good and can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied and egoistic

Here’s for somebody else:

Does your name begin with D?

Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvements, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp and talented, often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper.

Hhhmmm. Mine was pretty accurate. How about yours?

Mail 2: Wanted Hot Men

Need I say more?


Anonymous said...


RRP said...

so where do i go to apply for this position?!?!? i wanna check out the rest of the applicants. mwahaha!

juOn said...

@ C. Yes. Just looking at them sates my hunger. bwahahahaha.

@ R*yan. You have to go here to Manila to qualify. You have to be a Filipino citizen to taste the wares. hahahaha

RRP said...


i'll just ogle at dem purdy pictures then.