Thursday, May 11, 2006

Hoy, Boss! Yung Kape Ko?

I rarely get interested in forwarded emails but this one got me. Check this out:



Just for fun: Sana pwede kong sabihin kay boss na........


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"ano? yan lang di mo pa kayang gawin at iuutos mo pa sa akin? "

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"hello! gawin mo na iyan noh para naman huwag mong makalimutan
kung paano mag-isip. Nakakatakot baka kinakalawang na pala utak
mo dahil hindi nagagamit."

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"boss, makinig ka kaya sa akin!"

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"puwede ba, busy ako? "
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"make your own f--ing letters and presentations."
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"if challenges are more important than financial rewards,
then why won't you just trade in your salary for my challenges? "
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"Of the 10 assignments you gave me the past three days,
can you please decide which one is really "the most important
and crucial and is to be submitted ASAP?"

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"absent ako today. wala lang, ayokong makita ka eh..."

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"...pwede bang mag-all expense paid na vacation? sige na naman,
pagod na pagod na ako. ?

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"Boss, ibili mo nga akong yosi. ...cge na! sa yo na lang yung sukli!"

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"uwi na ako ha. bahala ka na dito sa opis.. "

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"boss, puede bang taasan mo sueldo ko? ang hirap ksi ng trabaho ko eh,
pakisamahan ang isang kagaya mo! "

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"...mag-reduce ka naman! "

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"...your assumption of your position was entirely hinged on the
absence of a viable choice. "


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"haayy.. nagwowork out ka ba lately? "

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"sagutin mo naman yung telepono. a little exercise won't hurt. "

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"shut up when i'm talking to you!!! "

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"ano?!! di mo alam mag-print? sayang ang laptop mo ma'am. "

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"...please refrain from flirting with every white blonde male you meet.
ang cheap ng dating. "

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"ang ganda ng resulta ng pagkakaplastic surgery mo. banat na banat!
lalo ka tuloy pinagtatawanan ng employees mo.. "

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if you really think it's THAT important, di ikaw gumawa

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" sir! palit tayong sweldo!!!! "

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" uh, di ka ba nahihilo sa kaka-solitaire mo?
gusto mo magtrabaho naman for a change? "

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" do my work over the weekend?!?! bahket? may overtime pay ba'to? "

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"deadline!!??...gusto mo ngayon na?...eh di ikaw gumawa! "

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" hey, can't you see i'm goddamn busy? "

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(at 6pm) "if you need me...BUKAS NA LANG!!! BABU! "

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"sus!! mag-eedit lang hindi mo pa kaya!!!
kaw na lang ang mag-edit para hindi sayang sa oras "

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"Sir, tinatamad akong pumasok ngayon e.. sa bahay na lang ako
magiinternet at mag gagames.."

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"Huli kayo! nanonood din pala kayo ng VCD ha! "

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"Sir, lahat ng kelangan niyo nandyan na.. kelangan niyo lang
tingnan mabuti!"

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"tsk tsk tsk.. sinabi ko na yan e.. hindi ka lang nakinig "

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"pede bang saken na lang position mo "

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"nagtataka talaga ako kung bakit napunta ka sa puwestong yan. "

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"Basahin mo muna ang LAHAT ng e-mail messages mo bago mo sabihin
na hindi ko pa nagagawa yung pinagawa mo."

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"tara bakasyon tayo (pareho na kaming pagod eh) "

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"...di po ako bingi at di po INDAY ang pangalan ko!"

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"Hindi po bottomless pit ang MS Outlook Inbox mo.
talagang titirik ang PC mo kung hindi ka nagde-delete ng e-mail mo!
And yes, 700 messages is already a lot! Bobo! Marketing Manager
ka pa naman sa isang IT company!"

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"kabit mo ba yung prinomote mo?"

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"ummmm...boss, crush mo ba ko? seryoso? "
sabay sagot ng boss: "oo, kaya ka nga may trabaho ngayon eh.
ano tayo na? "

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"do you feel threatened by my genius? "

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(Greenhills Virramall style)
"Boss, VCD o, bold!"
"Boss, toro! "

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"er yung paycheck ko? mommy naman eh "

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"pssstt...hoy! Bukas ko na lang gagawin yung pinagagawa mo ha?
Occupied na kasi sa PC game na lalaruin ko ngayon ang oras ko for today e?
tsaka...depende yon kung matatapos ko agad yung lalaruin ko ngayon,
ah basta...tanungin mo na lang ako tomorrow kung feel ko pang gawin
yon or just to keep you updated about sa games na nilalaro ko ok?"

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"I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce."

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"I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. "

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"No, my powers can only be used for good. "

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" I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. "

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" It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. "

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"I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. "

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"Thank you, sir. We're all always refreshed and challenged by your
unique point of view. "

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sa pinoy na boss: pwede ba tigilan mo ko?
sa kano na boss : cut me some slack!

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"di yan kasama sa job description ko, 'no "

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"if i do what you tell me to, will this change the world? "

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"is it your good looks, your family connection or your charming
disposition kaya ka andyan sa puwesto mo? it definitely has nothing
to do with your intellect "

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"okay lang umabsent ka. it does not really make a dent here
in the office. mas maaga pa kaming makaka lunch "

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" Ang OA mo. Kinocomplicate mo ang mga simpleng problems para lang
feeling mo matalino ka!"

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"You're insecure. Palibhasa, deep down you know you dont deserve
to be the boss of someone whose brilliance you can only dream of!"

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"don't expect people to be like you!"

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"karapatan ko na umuwi na pagpatak ng 5pm. 8 hours lang ibinabayad sa akin!
karapatan ko ring mag-absent!
karapatan kong masulit ang 1 hour lunch break ko!"

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ikaw: puwede ba ako mag leave bukas
boss: bakit?
ikaw: wala lang

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"Boss, leave ako ngayon ha, wala ka nang magagawa kasi nasa
province na ako, pasalamat ka at pinaalam ko pa sa yo,
atleast concern pa rin ako at baka magmukha kang tanga sa
pag iintay na darating ako ngayon sa office. O...may time ka
pa para maibigay mo sa iba trabaho ko dahil deadline ng
pinagagawa mo sa akin ngayon di bwaaaaahhhhhhh????"

1 comment:

Chas Ravndal said...

i guess here in Norway you can say that to your boss! lol!