Wanna Volunteer? I Bet You Do!

Just when I thought this is going to be an uninteresting day for my blog life, my officemate handed me this “ad” purportedly from the University of Toronto. Would you be interested?

Just in case the ad appears too pixelized to be read, here’s what it says:

Participants Needed For Research

The Department of Otolaryngology is undertaking a joint study with the Department of Urology examining the effects of human semen on speech. Our objective is to establish whether acts of “rigorous” fellatio may contribute to pathology of the larynx. We are currently recruiting males willing to receive fellatio. The specific aim of this study is to ascertain whether proteases found in human semen are deleterious to the tissues that comprise the oropharyngeal cavity. Would you be willing to assist? A conditional honorarium of $145 will be provided.