Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Havanas = Sore Feet


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It looks bad with the medicated strip and all. But hey, it was a choice between that and walking barefoot. Screw coolness!

Ok. It's partly my fault. It's a bad idea to wear tsinelas (any new tsinelas that you have not broken in) when you're up for a long walk. I went to UP Los Banos yesterday wearing the tsinelas to spice up my wet-weather gear. I thought I looked cool wearing knee-length fitted short-jeans, fitted water-proof Superman shirt, and a water-proof aero-slim backpack. I even wore an anklet to accesorize my leg. But you know what else I got from wearing these flip-flops aside from the sore feet and eventually none of the cool effect that I wanted? I slipped on these on my way down the Boni MRT station. And I thought I had a tough luck with the sore feet! Good thing my butt was well-cushioned so I didn't break anything. I remember the fall was double thuds on two steps of the wet concrete stairs. Shit. Just thinking of it hurts. My working out by butt (literally) in the gym did pay off.

And yes I know my feet needs some lovin'. Here're some tips you can do to take care of your feet especially if you love wearing tsinelas.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Book Preview: Uglies

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Click the photo for a synopsis of Uglies.

Uglies by Scott Westerfeld

Teen Sci/Fi

Satisfaction Rating: 2.5 out of 5 books

Guilty Pleasure Rating: 5 out of 5 books

Think Sweet Valley High but a little dignified. Not that I've read any of the Sweet Valley High twins' sagas but I know you get the point. Understandably, this novel is written for the same age set. That's why I don't understand why I read it! And what's doubly confounding is that my 32- year-old guy friend was the one who recommended it! And he's recommending the whole Scott Westerfeld teen trilogy (Pretties (2nd) and Specials (3rd)). If you're a twenty-something who runs out of reading materials in the dead of the night or you're in the middle of a dessert and you happen to have nothing in your book bag but this book, it's not going to be that bad a read. It was entertaining really. And toward 3/4 of the book, you wouldn't want to put it down anymore until you finish it. Believe me, if you're in the middle of the desert, you'd wish you have the rest of the trilogy with you.

Here are the other two novels of Westerfeld's trilogy. You may click on the pictures for a synopsis/review/preview:


Word for the Day: Flaky

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Flaky

Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): flak*i*er; -est
Etymology: 4flake
: markedly odd or unconventional: OFFBEAT, WACKY
- flak*i*ness noun


Vocabulary at Work: Warning. A flaky character wearing green shirt, camouflage beret, and a constant stunned look on the face roam the streets during rainy season. The flaky character is armed. He has two arms to be exact. The public is advised to stay indoors to avert any harm.

Ode to the Onion

I get my regular dose of poetry from my friend Joel who texts me every so often jewels like this one from Pablo Neruda.



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Onion,

luminous flask,

your beauty formed

petal by petal,

crystal scales expanded you

and in the secrecy of the dark earth

your belly grew round with dew.

Under the earth

the miracle

happened

and when your clumsy

green stem appeared,and your leaves were born

like swords

in the garden,the earth heaped up her power

showing your naked transparency,

and as the remote sea

in lifting the breasts of Aphrodite

duplicating the magnolia,

so did the earth

make you,

onion

clear as a planet

and destined

to shine,

constant constellation,

round rose of water,

upon

the table

of the poor.


You make us cry without hurting us.

I have praised everything that exists,

but to me, onion, you are

more beautiful than a bird

of dazzling feathers,

heavenly globe, platinum goblet,

unmoving dance

of the snowy anemone


and the fragrance of the earth lives

in your crystalline nature.


Thursday, July 20, 2006

Almost Havaianas

Would you believe? And just for 50 pesos?
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Aside from the price, what's really good about these flip-flops is that it's a lot thicker than the real Havaianas. It's also as soft and comfortable on the feet. It's available in a wide range of colors. I plan to get the pink and the brown ones as well. Now why would you spend big bucks on a pair of tsinelas if you can get them this affordable and more durable?

Monday, July 17, 2006

How Abnormal Are You?

You Are 16% Abnormal

You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.

You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.


I am such a disappointment. I've always thought myself to be at the least 90% abnormal. Geez.

Transformers: More than Meets the Eye



This is another something to look forward to in 2007. I'm a big Transformers fan way back. I'm excited to see this.

Superman Returns

With the success of Superman Returns, the producers are already doing studies of how the next Superman film be. Here are some of them:
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Superman Ballet. This Superman will have the special power to spin on tiptoes till he defeats the nemesis by making him puke because of nausea.

Summerman in Bikini. That tiny bikini is an unbreakable, impenetratable armor that protects the family jewel to ensure that Superman's family line continues.

Superman Bunny. In this study, Superman will be battling it out with Monster Carrots that plan to wipe out humans in the face of the planet.

SuperIrishman in Kilt. I heard that since Irishmen don't wear anything beneath their kilts, Superman will also wear nothing underneath his to live up to Irish tradition. They are also considering arming him with a bagpipe.

Superman in Japanese high school girl uniform. This study is targeted toward the middle to older aged men who apparently weren't convinced that Superman can make them stand up in attention.

Here are other studies the producers are considering:

SuperHelloKittyMan

SuperOtterman

And this one's my favorite:

Winnie the SuPoohperman. Yup. Complete with the hanging baby tee and nothing underneath but yellow fur. He's armed with radioactive honey inside an indestructible jar and Piglet who'll bite off anything hanging under the enemy's belt.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Quickly Heaven

I first discovered Quickly around six years ago when an old officemate kept building it up. That was during the time when there was a boom in pearl shakes and she was saying that the Quickly taro drink was much better. I was curious so I tried it. I never forgot how it tasted. It was super. Fast-forward to today. When I all but put my thoughts of Quickly in my subconscious, my brother asks me if I've tried the taro shake of Quickly in Food Choices in Glorietta 4. Of course I trooped there the soonest and I was in Quickly heaven once again.
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It is strange why so good a product almost has no market presence here in the Philippines.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

The New Philippine National Hero

Move over Jose Rizal!
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Kill me. This is so not impossible in our country!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Polo Reveales

Here's the Polo you'll buy in different colors and styles but never ever wear. You'll just hang them up and adore them. Naked.
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He's bite-sized. Goodness.

The Queen Momma

They don't get any better than this.
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Strike a pose.

Doesn't she look so virginal even with almost nothing on?

And the winner is...

Miss Alcazar-Pattaya, Miss Gay Thailand 2005

Monday, July 10, 2006

How to Buy Desktop Computers for Your School

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Which desktop computer are you?

The purchase of computer systems may be one of the more crucial decisions your school would make. Aside from the serious financial investment it entails, the procurement of desktop computers, may make or break your school's foray into the information age. In these days when everyone is going electronic, your school will be left behind if it sticks with using just the blackboard and pen. Don't fret. You can help your school purchase the computer that is right for your needs.

Contrary to what you think, the kind of computer is only a secondary consideration. The most important question to ask is this: What will you use the computers for? It is true that the general rule to choosing a computer is the faster or bigger the specs are, the better. But better would be relative to the demands you will expect from your computers.

Since you will be purchasing for the computer laboratory, you can more or less expect the computers to be used for regular computing tasks such as word processing or for computer-aided instructions using PowerPoint, perhaps some Internet browsing, or basic desktop publishing. That out of the way, you are now ready to choose your desktop computer!

The list of specifications (specs) for a desktop computer would look something like this:

Processor: Intel Pentium 4 processors 2.40GHz
Memory: Standard 256MB Dual Channel DDR SDRAM Memory
Hard Drive: Standard 40GB Ultra ATA/100 Hard Drive (7200 RPM)
Screen: 14" WXGA+ (1440 x 900)
Optical Drive: CD-RW/DVD 48x Combo Drive
Graphics: Intel Integrated GMA 950
Wireless: Intel 3945 802.11a/b/g


These information will mean nothing to ordinary people like most of us. However, understanding them will prove very helpful in choosing the computer that suits your school's needs. Here's a layman's guide to understanding the vital statistics of a computer system.

Processor
. The processor or the Central Processing Unit (CPU) is the computer's brain. You will not be able to see the processor itself when buying a computer because it is inside the box or tower. You'll be surprised at how small the chip that controls all the processes in a computer is. Because of its very important role in a computer system, the processor is always the first item listed on the specs. You'll be able to identify the chip on the specs based on the name of its manufacturer (Intel or AMD) and model, and its speed expressed in gigahertz (GHz). In our example, the name of the manufacturer is Intel, the model is Pentium 4, and its speed is 2.40 GHz.

Both Intel and AMD have several types of processors in the market that have varying speeds. But of course, the more powerful the chip you want, the more expensive it will be. The latest technology today is the introduction of the dual-core processor which is touted to be a lot faster than its single-core predecessor. Keep in mind though that the latest or the fastest processor may not necessarily be the best for you.

Choose a processor that is fast enough for your needs. Since your computer is going to be used mostly for word processing and academic instruction, an average-powered processor will get you through.

Memory. The system memory or Random Access Memory (RAM) refers to how fast your computer processes data. Like the processor, the RAM is also a chip that is connected to the motherboard. When the computer is operating, all the software that are running are extracted from the hard drive and temporarily stored in the RAM where the CPU can access them faster. RAMs are judged by their capacity which is expressed in megabytes (MB). Most computers nowadays have at least a 512 MB to as big as 1024 MB of RAM.

Aside from the size of the RAMs, you also have to consider the type. The most common types of RAM used in computers today are SDRAM (synchronous dynamic RAM), DDR SDRAM (Double Data Rate SDRAM), and DDR2 (2nd Generation Double Data Rate SDRAM). DDR is the most commonly used RAM nowadays.

When choosing the RAM that you would want in your computer, consider the software that you intend to run on it. Software would include the operating system and the applications for word processing, gaming, or multimedia. These usually have varying specific RAM requirements to be able to run efficiently. For the computers in school, at least a 512 MB RAM is good enough to run Windows XP Professional or Home Editions and the complete Windows Office suite.

Hard drives. This is short for hard disk drive (HDD). This is where all of your data are stored. Like RAMs, hard drives are judged based on their capacity and speed. They range from 40 gigabyte (GB) to as huge as 100 GB capacities. The disks inside the drives spin at extremely fast speeds to facilitate the easy retrieval of saved data. Most desktop computers for household and commercial use spin 5400 to 7200 revolutions per minute (rpm).

So what type of hard disk drive do you choose? Word processing, academic instruction, basic desktop publishing, and Internet browsing will require at least 40 GB of hard disk capacity with a speed of 5400 rpm.

Optical drives. These are the CD or DVD drives in the computer. More and more computers are foregoing the floppy disk drives in favor of optical drives since CDs and DVDs store more data more efficiently and for a longer period of time. Optical drives may be read only (ROM) or writers for data storage (R, RW, or RAM). They are rated based on their speeds. You�ll find in their specs descriptions like 8x, 16x, 24x, or 48x which describes how fast the drives read or write data based on the speed of the original CD or DVD standards. For example, a DVD drive with a 48x specs means it is 48 times faster than the original DVD standard speed. Combination optical drives nowadays are becoming commonplace. Optical drives that are CD-RW/DVD means it can read and write CDs and read DVDs.

It is still advisable that you buy a desktop with a floppy disk drive. However, it is also good to have at least a CD-ROM or a CD-RW drive since most software are distributed in CD format and that more and more people are choosing to store their data in CDs.

Video cards/Graphics cards. These are responsible for the images you see on the monitor. Again, the video card that you will choose will depend on the work that you intend to do in your desktop. Most home and business computers have integrated graphics cards (these are video cards that come with the motherboard). These are good for handling 2D graphics for word processing, Internet browsing, and even watching CDs and DVDs. A 3D graphics card is appropriate for gaming, graphics animation, or graphics and video editing. For more sophisticated graphics requirements, you will need a high-end graphics card.

For your purpose, a regular integrated graphics card will suit your casual computing needs.

Communication ports. These are ports that will connect your computer to other computers and devices (like a digital camera, a digital music player, printer, or scanner) to a local area network, or the Internet. These are necessities especially since computers are being used to connect to the world. USB ports are the most popular connectors because of its capacity to transfer large amounts data fast. IEEE 1394 or FireWire ports are the preferred connectors when transferring data from devices such as camcorders, external optical drives, and external hard drives.

Choose a computer that has 2 to 8 USB ports. It can also have a FireWire port but is not necessary.

Monitors. Display monitors may be CRT (cathode ray tube) or LCD (liquid crystal display). CRT monitors are the usual computer monitors which look like TV sets. LCD monitors are becoming more popular because it is less bulky.

CRT monitors are more affordable and have a wider range of capabilities compared to relatively more expensive LCD monitors that are sleek-looking and space-saving. Whatever kind of monitor you choose to buy, make sure it is at least 17" with a resolution of 1280 by 1024 pixels.

Sources:
Before You Buy Desktop Computer Systems.
http://compreviews.about.com/cs/desktops/bb/aabybdesktops.htm (accessed 15 June 2006)
Desktop PCs: The Essential Consumer Buying Guide.
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1759,1778274,00.asp (accessed 15 June 2006)
PC Guide.
http://www.pcguide.com/ref/video/index.htm (accessed 15 June 2006)
Understanding PC Specifications.
http://www.eu-energystar.org/en/en_025.htm (accessed 15 June 2006)

Note: This article is published in Quality Teacher Vol 10 Iss 1



Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Money Pacquioa

After giving Pacquioa the Order of Some Old Native Datu, there's word going around that the government is planning to resurrect the 5 peso paper bill which would now bear the boxing champion's image. What do you think of this?
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The Measure of a Man Is a Donkey

You've heard how horses are esteemed for their huge dongs. I never thought that the trait runs in the blood of their donkey cousins. Don't you men out there just wish you were descended from horses instead of apes?


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Click on the picture to watch the video.

Where in the world do I find a man who will be willing to release the donkey in him? The standard has been set. This donkey is the one to beat. Any human challengers?

Angelic Angelica


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Man this girl has grown in the right places! I remember watching her on TV when she was a kid and I'd never guessed that she'll be such a hot angel when she grows up. She makes you want to work double time being good now that you know there's an angel like her waiting for you in heaven.

Oops. Look at me. I almost forget I'm gay!

A Day in Textbook Editorial

Now you don't have to wonder why I never get tired of going to work everyday for the past 5 years.


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This is what my officemates do when the boss is not around. Sshhh!

These are self-confessed slutty girls of Textbook Editorial. One does it with her lips and the other with her slits which she passes off as eyes.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.- Anonymous

What a load of crap. No matter how wide and how often April smiles, the guy on the right will never be straight. (Caption by photographer)


The office is fit for habitation by either human (see right) and non-human beings (see left).